May 2013
maliciousmelons: when the bell rings to go to lunch
May 18th
6,492 notes
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition 
May 18th
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May 17th
66,384 notes
1 tag
May 17th
8,224 notes
1 tag
May 12th
706 notes
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
May 12th
89,635 notes
1 tag
May 12th
1,067 notes
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
May 7th
143,007 notes
May 7th
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1 tag
May 6th
19,933 notes
1 tag
May 6th
2,110 notes
May 6th
275,632 notes
kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
May 5th
57,910 notes
burgrs: [sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 
May 5th
52,521 notes
1 tag
May 4th
293 notes
April 2013
str8lesbian: I like boys who show 0% interest in me
Apr 29th
15,009 notes
Apr 29th
19,578 notes
1 tag
Apr 29th
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1 tag
officialdogblog: saying something stupid in front of someone you like and literally seeing any possible interest they have in you disappear right in front of your eyes
Apr 28th
10,212 notes
handpora: ARE YOU TELLING ME SANDY CHEEKS CAN BUILD A ROCKET THAT GOES FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN TO THE FUCKING MOON BUT DIDN’T KNOW THAT A SEA SPONGE WOULD NEED WATER IN HER AIR DOME
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
31,168 notes
definitivelysarah: megahetero: \(•_•)    )    )z    /   \ you are the dancing queen \(•_•)    )    )z    /   \ young and sweet \(•_•)    )    )z    /   \ only seventeen dancing queen  (•_•)/  <)    )    /   \ feel the beat  (•_•) ~)    )~   /   \ of the tambourine \(•_•)    )    )-@*jingle*    /   \
Apr 22nd
108,758 notes
3 tags
Apr 17th
2,418 notes
Apr 17th
29,508 notes
3 tags
Apr 16th
1,937 notes
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish
Apr 16th
149,078 notes
Apr 15th
99,093 notes
Apr 14th
11,333 notes
Apr 7th
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bl-ind: *slam dunks your opinion into the trash*
Apr 6th
60,843 notes
1 tag
Apr 5th
2,601 notes
yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
Apr 5th
55,440 notes
1 tag
Apr 5th
1,847 notes
starllex: facebook
Apr 5th
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strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no
Apr 5th
255,814 notes
Apr 4th
21,346 notes
1 tag
Apr 4th
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1 tag
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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1 tag
Apr 3rd
2,273 notes
Apr 3rd
44,166 notes
taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
Apr 3rd
130,514 notes
1 tag
Apr 3rd
123,070 notes
Apr 2nd
56,718 notes
foodnun: If you were in a relationship with me you’d have so much fun watching me on the computer and eating
Apr 2nd
56,956 notes
1 tag
Apr 2nd
28,903 notes
joostz9: I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.
Apr 1st
54,970 notes
harrysgettinhead: “you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day i said god damn
Apr 1st
164,801 notes
1 tag
senpai-dixie-kong: its-a me twerkio
Apr 1st
131,328 notes